Monday, September 3, 2012
Angry Jack Ass Kills Texas Mayor
For the record, this article has nothing to do with Steve-O. You are all sooooo funny.
A South Texas mayor named William Bohlke - who was recently elected - was killed after his 500 lb. donkey went batshit on his ass and killed him. Authorities don't know what triggered the attack that occurred by Bohlke's truck, but Bohlke was kicked and trampled to death sometime in the early afternoon of August 27, 2012.
The fate of the killer jack ass is now at the hands of his new owners... and he is on the lamb! Oh, and that is not just a bad joke. The jack ass is currently on the run. Run, donkey...RUN!